Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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