He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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