I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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