even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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