please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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