I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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