Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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