Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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