R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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