id be glad to
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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