i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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