It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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