Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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