Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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