4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just invented taco cereal.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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