they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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