What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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