the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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