I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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