So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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