Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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