seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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