hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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