I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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