So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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