I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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