You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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