Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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