Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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