i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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