i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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