yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
