No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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