And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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