Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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