after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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