How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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