I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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