They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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