i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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