i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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