I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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