I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
