so explain again why im purple
no
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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