Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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