I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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