No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.