Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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