scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I supernannyed him into submission