I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member