How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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