Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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