from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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