I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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