from now on my penis is your penis
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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