i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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